Went out and proved I ain't no slacker
Pulled myself a Christmas cracker
I could feel my knees a-knocking
A sexy glimpse of Christmas stocking
Took her home to get to see
Just what she had wrapped up for me
Pressies galore, a lucky boy
I got to play with all the toys
Things were steamy, don't you know
Didn't need the mistletoe
Clothes scattered about the place
We're all unwrapped except her lace
Eventually my cracker popped
And the temperature had finally dropped
She left, and as the door was locking
I could see she'd left a stocking
It's not my fault, I'm not to blame
She's coming back, oh what a shame!
My cracker's back and I have to say
Wish it could be Christmas every day...
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Nice! Way to start the day! Now, if I can get my Viking to stop watching a bunch of men throwing a elliptical sphere around maybe I can end my day just as nicely😉
@Irrational_Kimmi mine too hunny mine too 😍😍😍 rowr... Wish this was the true story, and not the carvery one! 😂😂 Thanks for the RP hunnybunch™ 👍❤🌹
@ckahn you'll have to get your stockings on hun, it's the only way! 😂 Or hide his beer of course.. 👍❤
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