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Dirty Christmas

[Warning: innuendo and general dirtiness within]

This Christmas Day,
All you'll get is me,
Lying almost nude,
Beneath your tree,
Wrapped up like
A Christmas gift,
To be undone on
The twenty-fifth,
You dress up as Santa,
I'll sit on your knee,
Make a wish and you
Can do anything to me,
Tie me up with ribbons,
Throw me in the snow,
Lay down by the fire,
See how far we can go,
I know you like my mince pie,
I love your Yule log too,
Lets put them both together
And see what we can do!
So light the lights
And deck the halls,
I cant wait to see
Your Christmas baubles!
We'll have a 'white' Xmas,
And christen the New Year,
All we need is each other,
And a tube of lube my dear!

Irrational_Kimmi

@Irrational_Kimmi

We're all mad here... All work is mine unless otherwise stated. ~ Instagram: @irrational_kimmi ~ Kik: irrational_kimmi #projecthumanity

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Comments & Feedback (24)

😂 I couldn't resist writing this...

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Haha well looks like a merry Christmas to u 😂👏👍😘

@sarahgamal well it would be...if my guy wasn't thousands of miles away working 😭 this is my Xmas wish that won't come true...

@RichWithey thanks Rich!

@Irrational_Kimmi Aww Kimmi sorry your man is away at Christmas. Maybe if you send him that poem you'll get your wish ;) even if its a belated gift x

@Irrational_Kimmi 😔 I know yeah maybe if u send it u will get a surprise😘

Love this! :)

Rowr!! 😍😍😍 Yule log indeed! 😂 Slappy oops Happy Xmas hunnybunch™! 👍❤🌹🎄🎁

@redfae @sarahgamal maybe when he gets back in May! 🎄🎅

@sammielee46 thank you!

@leelee101 hehe Slappy Xmas sounds great! 🎁🎄😉💏

@Irrational_Kimmi 😂😂👋👋👋🎄😳👍❤🎁

Yule log mince pie 😂brilliant and added lube at the end! 👏😘

@sjw 😂 I'm a fan of silly innuendos!

Have yourself a merry lil Christmas mwah

Mince pie and Yule log. Great stuff. 👏👏😂😂

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Bloody FANTASTIC 🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥

Ha! Lovely!

😂 Very good

👏👏👏Brilliant lady 😉😘

@Fly10 @patdolan83 @BellaK @misslittleDHP @Stablish @eddie12309 @tetti2 wow thanks everyone! Glad you all like my filthy Christmas wish 😁😁😁

😂😱😍😁☺😂😂💚✨😳😜😍 fab stuff! Save it for next Xmas 😉

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