[Warning: innuendo and general dirtiness within]
This Christmas Day,
All you'll get is me,
Lying almost nude,
Beneath your tree,
Wrapped up like
A Christmas gift,
To be undone on
The twenty-fifth,
You dress up as Santa,
I'll sit on your knee,
Make a wish and you
Can do anything to me,
Tie me up with ribbons,
Throw me in the snow,
Lay down by the fire,
See how far we can go,
I know you like my mince pie,
I love your Yule log too,
Lets put them both together
And see what we can do!
So light the lights
And deck the halls,
I cant wait to see
Your Christmas baubles!
We'll have a 'white' Xmas,
And christen the New Year,
All we need is each other,
And a tube of lube my dear!
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