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Mince Pies

About mince pies I'm finding it hard to write,
Be it today or even last night,
I don't like them you see,
They make me go "eeeeee",
And throw up the rest of the night!

But it's Advent so I really should try,
To see why they should catch my eye,
They're filled with sweet things,
That should make my tum sing,
But instead I just want to die!

That sounds very dramatic,
I'm a little am-dram fanatic,
But I've given pies a go,
And on me they won't grow,
So my opinion remains static!

rhona

@rhona

Trying to get into a regular writing habit or these 2 books in me, will never come out!

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Comments & Feedback (16)

@rhona omg you gotta love the mince pies!! I think the name is a bit off putting,change the name to super delicious fruity sugary delight pies and you'll love them I guarantee! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜

@gazplend LOL Sorry sweetheart, I just don't believe you!!

@gazplend ... But thanks for the RP! :-)

@rhona it's true! If they changed cadburys flakes to pork chop bars I bet you'd go off them too! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

@gazplend nice try! But I'm dairy free so you won't convert me by talk of flakes!! LOL

Excellent limerickery! ๐Ÿ‘ Well done hun โค๐ŸŒน

@leelee101 thank you! Tried something new & quite liked it!! :-)

@leelee101 thanks for the RP!

@rhona oh I'll think of something! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜

@gazplend ROFL! :-D

I'm with you. Only like the puff pastry ones from a well known supermarket. ๐Ÿ’š

Never liked them from a box ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜- then I tried homemade ones... ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Š Yummy Waitrose Bakery ones are nice too (big ish handmade ones that are quite mild - not over-spiced or over-sweet) You just gotta find the right kind dude!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜˜

@MrsS LOL Thanks! I may try again this year but if I have no luck I'm firmly blaming you & @gazplend!! :-). Thanks for the RP!

@rhona ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Go forth and seek The Perfect Mince Pie!!!!!! A little nibble of all different (pref not cheap, pre-shop-boxed!!) pies, and you may just find a winner!?!? May the pie be with you! ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@MrsS ROFL! Thanks! :-)

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