About mince pies I'm finding it hard to write,
Be it today or even last night,
I don't like them you see,
They make me go "eeeeee",
And throw up the rest of the night!
But it's Advent so I really should try,
To see why they should catch my eye,
They're filled with sweet things,
That should make my tum sing,
But instead I just want to die!
That sounds very dramatic,
I'm a little am-dram fanatic,
But I've given pies a go,
And on me they won't grow,
So my opinion remains static!
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