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Merry Kissmas

I t's lonely and bored
S easonally forgotten
T ragically ignored
L overs are found
E nding their fright
T easingly dangled
O n a Silent Night
E nd its boredom

K indly remember
I t'll be available
S ometime in December
S exy long snogs
E ven just a peck
S easons greetings?

....what the heck!

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Comments & Feedback (36)

Great stuff!! :)

Pucker up 😘😘😘after all its Christmas

πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘β€β€ fabbo

Yeah! Luv it!

Don't forget him! Poor mistletoe... It's your time coming!! 😊🎍 (closest I could find!) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@leelee101 love it! A great acrostic and fab title!

Love this Lee❀

πŸ˜˜β˜•

@eddie12309 πŸ’‹β˜•β„’πŸ‘

@sarahgamal thank u Sarah, and of course πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ for the RP πŸ‘β€

@Irrational_Kimmi thanks Kimmi ❀ some πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ for reposting, natchπŸ‘

@MrsS forget the tree, just have some if these πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ and another for the rp hunny πŸ’‹

@rhona thank u hun ❀ some of these πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ for the lovely RP of course πŸ‘

@minxyMolly aw thanks MM ❀ here cop some of these πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ for the RP hunny! πŸ‘πŸŒΉ

One of my little games all through the year, is to try to recognise mistletoe growing up in the trees, it's not as easy as you would think. It's easily confused with rook's nests! I know!!! But it amuses me 😹😹😹😽

@tetti2 Ho Ho Ho! Puckered up and ready hunny! πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ thanks for reposting Terri. Have another one πŸ’‹πŸ‘

@sammielee46 thank u sweety ❀ loads of these πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ for the RP hun πŸ‘β€

@crowncottage I rely on the greengrocer Linda, he lets me know what's what! πŸ˜‚ Thanks for reposting my lovely πŸ‘β€πŸ’‹

@leelee101 my pleasure honey :)

Oh I don't pick it, just look for it. Because it's a parasite you never know where it's going to be. It's an educational game for your kids! Little things please little minds 😹😹😹

@crowncottage and I am therefore most interested Linda! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Are you saying I'm boring Lee? Old people have to find things to amuse them you know, I thought you could store it in your pea like, ready for your dotage, to prevent boredom. Ok, ok, I'll stop now! 😹😹😹

That wasn't supposed to be a tree - it was upside down mistletoe!!?! πŸŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Emoticons can be great, but then, they can be pretty rubbish too!!! Thanks for all the luscious lips, will put them in the stash! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹

@crowncottage no no no you said little things please little minds...so I must be interested...little minds... ❀

@Splashdown appreciate that RP πŸ‘ thank u

This is gorgeous πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹

@sjw oooo thank you hunny ❀ lots of πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ for your lovely RP too. Here have another πŸ’‹

I'm feeling spoilt now lol πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹

@sjw nowt wrong with that hun, here's some more! πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ‘

I love it. Got me in the Christmas mood... Or should I say... Kissmass? Lol

Love it πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

@misslittleDHP thanks hun and have these πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ for the lovely RP! πŸ‘β€

@arealgirl oh you should definitely say Kissmas... πŸ˜‚ Here you go πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ‘

Clever! Really liking this one . βœ¨πŸŒŸβœ¨πŸŒŸπŸŽ„

@sleepydragon thank u Diana ❀ merry Kissmas πŸ‘β€πŸ’‹

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