(To the tune of The Holly & The Ivy, altogether now...)
Holly and young Ivy,
Are you coming to my place?
We can have a threesome,
You can dress in leafy lace.
Holly and young Ivy,
In the woods I do peep,
You can cuddle and entwine me,
Prick me gently while I sleep.
Holly and young Ivy,
Pretty green eyes I see,
We can get all mucky,
Under Kimmi's advent tree.
Holly and young Ivy,
Are you bored with my song?
I know that I am,
So I'll end it before it goes all wrong.
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