22 January 2013
I farted in the bath! Jesus, what a laugh I already had bubbles But now I had double And did it smell? Not 'arf!
My lack of graces and airs Meant she heard it from downstairs Like a crack of thunder It came from down under And caught me unawares
She said I think that you Really ought to go to the loo Excuse my frown The water's gone brown I think I've followed through...
The 'Bubble' Bath • Opuss № I