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Advice From A Wise Old Man

I f you're going to smoke
J ust make sure you don't run out
K inda turns you cranky, when you're
L eft without your snout
M ake sure the wife is happy
N o matter what it takes
O h sure, you'll have no money, but
P atience, you'll get your breaks
Q uality time is precious
R eally worth its weight in gold
S ome people never realise, and
T oo many marriages grow cold
U tterly important are the
V ows that you have made
W eigh it up, is it worth the
X -tra price if you have strayed
Y ou know that's how I've lived, I've
Z ealously protected

All that I have made
And the woman I selected

You asked me for advice
It's all I have to give
I may not know too much
It's just how I like to live

It never made me rich
Or humanitarian of the year
But it kept me level headed
And one thing is quite clear

I took it all on board
And I for one am glad
See, you're always wise within my eyes
I'll just say, Thank You, Dad

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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That was a wise Dad, I wish there were more like him! :)

β€β€β˜•β˜•β€β€πŸ‘πŸ‘ I like this, I think I'll follow the advice with a few obvious alterations. Your dad sounds like a top notch bloke leeπŸ‘ morning x

@minxyMolly cheers MM. It's all true too. He doesn't give much out but the smoking advice was invaluable, especially when you're alone at Xmas, rooting through his old dog ends to try and make a fag up! 😱😱😱 Morning sweety β˜• and thanks for the RP πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

@sammielee46 thanks for reposting darlink πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜β˜•

@crowncottage is Linda, is a wise dad. Sure he's got a few pearls left in him... ❀❀😘

I posted that comment on the new Opuss on my PC. I thought I had liked and reposted too? I will now 😊

@crowncottage I'm just off to post a piece from there. Lets see how we get on... Thanks for reposting Linda my lovely πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

@jojo72 appreciate that lovely RP jojo πŸ‘ thanks sweety β€πŸ’‹

Wise man β€πŸ‘πŸ‘

@sarahgamal every now and again hun, only now and again... πŸ˜‚ Nah, he's a good old boy. ❀ Thanks for the RP sweety πŸ‘πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹

@Polo appreciate the RP hun πŸ‘ thank you 😘😘

@leelee101 well deserved! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘β€

Your not an old man

@tetti2 aw what a hunny. ❀ Terri comments like that will shoot you straight to the top of my 'Good Girl' list... πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

@tetti2 thanks for the lovely RP hun πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

@leelee101 πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚

Wise old words indeed, nicely done SirπŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘

Great advice πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

@sjw cheers hun, yes he's dispensed a few pearls over the years! Good old boy. πŸ‘ Thanks for the RP sweety ❀😘😘

@Stablish thanks bro, appreciate that πŸ‘πŸ‘ Repost beers for Stabby, barman.. 🍻🍻🍻

@LiSaC64 appreciate the kind RP Lisa πŸ‘ thank you ❀😘

LovelyπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ hope you show him this. πŸ’šβ˜•evening

@misslittleDHP thanks for the RP Kim my lovely πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

@eddie12309 thanks hun. πŸ‘β€ Reckon I'll have to! πŸ˜‚β€β€β˜•β„’

@paintingskies appreciate that RP hun πŸ‘ thank you ❀😘

Anytime, Lee! 😊 I appreciate seeing your lovely work on my feed.πŸ˜‰

@paintingskies aw that's lovely, thank you very much. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

Excellent mate πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Perfect

@jackalice aw nice one jack, cheers. πŸ‘ And thanks for the RP too. 🍻

@glen cheers mate, nice one. πŸ‘ Thanks for reposting too 🍻🍻

Nice one mate. The best advice my old man gave me was...you never see a bookie on a bicycle ! It's served me well! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ‘β˜•πŸΊ

@TheCodsPollocks cheers Jimmy, and that really is a good line! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ»

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