You've looked into the mirror
Your jaw has dropped, agape
You say yours has a heffalump
Well mine contains an ape!
Bags under your eyes?
I got suitcases under mine
Half an hour of grooming
'Cos my hair's so bloody fine
Need a mini pick axe
To chip away the sleep
Because I am a night owl
Too few hours counting sheep
Teeth and mane are sorted
Ready to face the day
Daren't look in the mirror
'Cos the ape's not gone away!
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Comments & Feedback (29)
@glen thank Christ! Thought you'd taken one of me for a minute... But 5 monkey farts! Sir, I bow... 🐵🐵🐵👍😊😂
@jojo72 @leelee101 😂😂perhaps next challenge is to start an early morning Zoo...??!! Superb penmanship 👏👍so funny & echos majority of human population methinks!'😏take a now🌹🌹
@qualified2dream no time like the present Hun! Tag it #morningmenagerie if u do, see how it goes! 👍😘
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