Hugger Arms™

Our @misslittleDHP
Was sending hugs quite freely
But with arms not so strong
She wouldn't last long
At the Opuss convention you see

Then a girl from North California
Said, 'Listen Kim, I warn ya
If you can't give a hug
You'll look like a mug
Bells will toll, and we'll have to mourn ya!'

So off Kim went to boot camp
And she worked and she sweated 'til damp
With her wit and her charms
She achieved Hugger Arms™
And the slightest touch of cramp

Now back with the Opuss crew
Hugger Arms™ so ready and true
She gave cuddles galore
'Tis what arms are for
And for that Kim, we all ❤ you!