6 March 2013
Having trouble with mine, and it reminded me of this. 4 extra lines! You lucky people...
My printers mind is all its own I'm positive I'm not alone You're hooked up to my PC You should take commands from me The paper's straight, the ink is full Yet all you give's a load of bull You're destined for the tip, I fear When 'Printer Busy' is all I hear You sit there, smugly, in sleep mode Maybe there's a secret code Turn off and on, reset, reboot I know you just don't give a hoot Explain how you get to decide What's printed and when I'm denied I try to print just once a day You refuse to budge, you just won't play Technology has messed my head I've given up. I've gone to bed Oh, printer, you're a pain to me Then at just gone half three In disbelief, and in bare feet I hear the words, 'Printing Complete...'
Printer • Opuss № I