3 January 2013
Citizens of Gotham, I stand upon the roof This city needs some help, watch the skies to see the proof A brightly costumed villainess has been spotted recently Is she on her way to Arkham to set the others free? Citizens she'll fool you with her verse and charming grin But I say don't approach the one they're calling HarleyQuinn™ The GPD are watching each and every move she makes But she's one step ahead with every rule and law she breaks She moves amid the moonlight, to hasten an escape But any minute now expect the rustling of a cape I'm patient and I'm vigilant in case Harley passes by And there's a cloudy shadow bat shining brightly in the sky I suppose it's just too much to hope this menace has now gone Opuss Gothamites, rest easy, the Bat Signal is on...
GPD Commissioner James Gordon™
The Bat and the Brat in the Jesters Hat (and all that...) • Opuss № I