22 November 2012
To the tune of Away In A Manger...
Away with a stranger In a big hotel bed At the works party You were out of your head
She's blonde and she's bubbly And she's only eighteen But she had the best jubblies That you'd ever seen
She was up for an adventure And you couldn't resist Even though Mr. Wiggly Stayed asleep, you were pissed
Every room had a camera That caught you at play When the missus finds out There'll be hell to pay!
Cracking Christmas? Try Viagra... • Opuss № I