Couldn't reach to turn off the light
So she placed an ad for a guy
Who stood about 6' high
She didn't hang about
She kicked the dwarves out
Then a handsome stranger rode by
Of course, she took him in
And he looked at her with a grin
Said 'Don't know about you
I could do with a brew
After that you can empty the bin'
Ol' handsome made poor Snow White
Work all day and all through the night
The dwarves would do that
At the drop of a hat
But the wee fellas were nowhere in sight
In fact they couldn't care less
About Snow White's domestic mess
They heard Hollywoods call
For actors that're small
Where are they now? One guess!
So Snow White's new lodger's a slob
He won't even try for a job
With her conscience she grapples
'Where's those poisoned apples
I'll stuff the whole lot in my gob'
Be careful for what you wish
Though he's tall and a bit of a dish
All it took in the end
To keep seven dwarves friends
Was to reposition the bloody light switch...
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