30 May 2012
Saw a little elf
Sitting by himself
Couldn't reach to put his teeth
Upon his bedroom shelf
He said excuse me, mate
Please place my dental plate
Upon my table, I'm unable
In my current state
I said of course I can
And carried out his plan
He fell asleep while counting sheep
Ungrateful little man
So the next time I see
An elf in front of me
And he asks a simple task
I'll walk on by, you'll see...
Elf • Opuss № I