17 July 2012
It's the best selling ornament in London What it really is no-one can be sure You cannot hang it up, but it'll stop a door Does anybody know what it's useful for But it's the best selling ornament in London It isn't really short and it isn't very long Vaguely Chinese looking, made in Hong Kong No matter where you put it, it'll just look wrong It's the best selling ornament in London Perhaps it's made of china? Hmm...maybe not One thing that's for sure, it don't look very hot Among the other trinkets you've already got Still, it's the best selling ornament in London
Please don't feel aggrieved... Just look what you've achieved... You've enhanced sales in Spain and Wales And Americans will lap'em up Along with a Royal Wedding cup...
Olympics 2012 creates supply and demand The tourist never happy 'til it's in his hand Why on earth you bought one, you can't understand 'Cos it's the best selling ornament in London Don't admit to buying, keep it under your cap Check it on your iPhone, there will be an app Dump it in a drawer with all the other crap Why is it the best selling ornament in London? Try to sell it at a boot sale, and you'll bring it home Pretty sure you'll find one in Lisbon or Rome Biggest waste of cash since the Millennium Dome Of course it's the best selling ornament in London
You've spotted something wrong, you just have to laugh Surely it's an error on the maker's behalf It's got 'Oxford' written on it... You must be havin' a giraffe!
But it's the best selling ornament in London Yes it's the best selling ornament in London Cor blimey guv'nor... It's the best selling ornament in London!
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