1 February 2013
I got a really, really close butchers at it this morning in my rear view mirror... ...that's how I know this
Dear Mercedes Bastard Then you overtook But you didn't indicate, because you were too busy on your phone and when you sailed past me you were a little too close... ...I got an even better look
Dear Mercedes Bastard You think you're a cool cat So I made it my mission to get right up yo'ass to see how you like it when it's chucking it down and you can't see much and some ignoramus is driving like an idiot... ...and you didn't like that
Dear Mercedes Bastard We stopped at the same place And it was quite amusing when you leapt out of your car ready to have a go then I got out cool as November and just stared you down and you visibly deflated and thought better of it when you saw I was bigger than you... ...that's egg on your face
Dear Mercedes Bastard It's just not worth the price Because it's bad enough driving in hazardous conditions without having someone in a sourkraut motor who thinks he owns the road and nearly caused an accident... ...next time just play nice
Dear Mercedes Bastard Just one more thing to say Remember, no matter how big and smart the car or how big you think you are driving it, and that the rules of the road don't apply to you, that there's always someone in a little Fiat that's bigger, and dare I say better than you... ...hope you have a lovely day
Driven Round The Benz • Opuss № I