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leelee101 • 1434 followers

Each day he'd scan the papers
For a crossword he'd not done
His missus on the other hand
Just wanted a bit of fun
So one boring evening
(They were all just the same)
She ripped up his newspaper
Played him at his own game
'Here's a little puzzle
Simple for you to see
It's an anagram of bedroom
And it applies to you and me
Here is the solution
Like me, it is 1 Down
The answer, dear, is boredom'
And off she went to paint the town

So the moral of the story
When your missus wants to play
Choose bedsheets over broadsheets
And things should be ok...

#general #household #marriage-humor #relationship-dynamics #wordplay

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Comments & Feedback (42)

Jul 16, 2012 at 11:34 AM

Jul 16, 2012 at 11:42 AM

👏 must be wise words day 😉

Jul 16, 2012 at 11:54 AM

👏👏

Jul 16, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Hahaha love this, very wise 😂💚😘✨

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:05 PM

Oh a man after my own heart. Well said sir. Love it😘👏👏

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:44 PM

@eddie12309 thank u hunny. Don't get me wrong, I like a crossword, but bedsheets do it for me... 👍❤😘

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:45 PM

@naaviie thank u nic! 👍❤😘

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:45 PM

@chy 😘😘

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:45 PM

@Burrfoot thank u sir, I believe it is! 👍😊

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:47 PM

@leelee101 I must say I'm a bit of a puzzler myself but 2 player games beats a crossword hands down ever time 😉😚

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:48 PM

@chy ooo saucy! ❤ dead right tho hun... 👍😘😘

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:59 PM

Four hands are def better than two👐👐❤❤❤❤

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:21 PM

@leelee101 lol 😉😘

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:37 PM

@misslittleDHP depends if two of 'em are tied up or not... Did I just say that out loud... 👍😂❤😉

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:40 PM

✨👏👏👏✨

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:47 PM

@ckahn thanks kristina! And 💋 for the RP. What time's deadline? ❤

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:49 PM

LOL!!! Great!

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:50 PM

@rracmada cheers fella 👍😊

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:51 PM

"Missus wants to play" pretty much trumps everything.

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:51 PM

7PM UK time😄

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:53 PM

@ckahn thanks hun. Time for another one then... 👍😂❤

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:54 PM

@VikingHorn you like? 👍

Jul 16, 2012 at 1:55 PM

@rracmada and 🍻👏 cheers for that RP too 😊

Jul 16, 2012 at 2:02 PM

@leelee101 welcome!

Jul 16, 2012 at 2:29 PM

@leelee101 🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😂

Jul 16, 2012 at 2:54 PM

@misslittleDHP 👍😂👏

Jul 16, 2012 at 3:46 PM

@sjw thanks sienna ❤ for that RP hun 💋

Jul 16, 2012 at 3:48 PM

Loved this! 😄😄😜

Jul 16, 2012 at 3:56 PM

Another? Ha ha. Maybe it can be in the same vein as anagram only entitled Opuss😉

Jul 16, 2012 at 4:13 PM

@MrsS thank u Hun, and ❤ for that RP too 😘

Jul 16, 2012 at 4:15 PM

@ckahn no it'll have to be something about soups... 😂😘

Jul 16, 2012 at 4:16 PM

@ckahn opuss...soups...anagram...

Jul 16, 2012 at 4:20 PM

Is ANGRAM the next household word??

Jul 16, 2012 at 4:40 PM

@mpallister24 no, we're still on 'sheets' til 7pm tonight 👍

Jul 16, 2012 at 4:56 PM

@leelee101 ok thanks mate😘👍✨

Jul 16, 2012 at 5:41 PM

@leelee101 ha ha. I'll be! Your right👍

Jul 16, 2012 at 9:20 PM

Bloody brilliant!

Jul 16, 2012 at 9:28 PM

@merlin1038 thank u, appreciate that 👍😊

Jul 16, 2012 at 10:47 PM

love it haha, ❤🌹👍

Jul 16, 2012 at 10:48 PM

@stolenhearts thanks hun and 💋 for that RP 😘

Jul 16, 2012 at 10:52 PM

@leelee101 no worries, your work on opuss is always great to read! your my favourite writer on here❤👍🌹

Jul 16, 2012 at 11:13 PM

@stolenhearts and you are a sweetheart for saying so. Thank you hunny ❤😘❤

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