It’s Started

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it
starts.”

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him,

“Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore . . .”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started.”

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5 Responses to “It’s Started”

chander kumar soni Says:
August 4th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
waah!!!!!! kya biwi hain.

rajnikant shah Says:
January 24th, 2011 at 7:16 pm
waah kya husband hai???????

ankita Says:
January 25th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
wahh!!!!!!!kya joke hai.

ankit Says:
August 14th, 2011 at 9:43 pm
i like dis jokes..

maha Says:
December 16th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
yah!!.i lik it…

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