Mild Mannered

@Eatonlynch

It’s Started

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

@albisher

Although a bright and able man, my husband is almost completely helpless when faced with even the simplest domestic chore.

@Rainbow_Marshmallow

Joke #2

I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

@tori101z

Man Of The House

Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this...

@leelee101

anagram

#household. He, the crossword addict. She, starved of affection. Attempts to capture sauciness. Were met with firm rejection. Each day he'd scan the papers. For a crossword he'd not done.

@daren65

Two Views

2 WOMEN - are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night. A disaster.

@redfae

Brown Wash

The white wash is done But what's this I've found.

@jamesparkinuk

When I Die

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died.