But there's a special object that I also keep in there
I've kept it very secret, so no-one else can see
It's private and it's personal, a certain DVD
Footage shot in darkness, in the dead of night
At first it seemed so wrong, but now it's oh so right
A little home made movie, very personal indeed
Daren't show it in public lest the rumour mill it feeds
It was hot and sultry when I committed it to disk
Pretty damn explicit with an element of risk
It could be classed as hardcore and the soundtrack's full of noise
I very nearly lost all of my legendary poise
So what is it, you ask, that I'm keeping under wraps
I'm just about to tell you, be patient you horny chaps
Ok here it comes, can't keep it secret anymore
This DVD's the proof that at night the missus snores!
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@MrsS haha! Just one question. Do you really wanna root thru my top drawer to get the proof? Bearing in mind what else is in there... 😱😱😱😂😂😂👍❤💋
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