Give me a peg
Because this stink
Has killed my nostrils
I think
Give me a peg
Because this fart
Has made me faint
What a work of art
Give me a peg
Because this reek
Really does kill
It's a it's peak
Give me a peg
To clip on to my nose
Before I have a
Smelly overdose!
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Morning has broke. So has my ass. I never thought I'd. Be so full of gas. Geez this stuff stinks. With that there's no doubt. Don't take a whiff. You might just pass out. You have been warned.
Mr Parker and Fanny Farter Have you ever heard of such a pair.
Morning, why dontcha read my last post 'young writers' it needs someone to come up with the rules and run with it.. π
@mpallister24 not at all.. It's aimed at under 14s, but the age group is just another 'rule' you guys should work out amongst yourself... Play nice π
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