I've definitely seen
Some septic green
And other colours, quite unique
What's gone down that bowl
From my mouth and the other hole
Is certainly not funny
It's certainly runny
And is really taking its toll
Laid up for the day
Wishing it would go away
Daren't eat anything
Backside will sting
I'll finish off now if I may
It's just not a normal thing
Septic green coming out of your ring
I cannot keep down
What would turn it to brown
Oh what a relief that would bring...
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