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Relief...

I've definitely seen
Some septic green
And other colours, quite unique

What's gone down that bowl
From my mouth and the other hole
Is certainly not funny
It's certainly runny
And is really taking its toll

Laid up for the day
Wishing it would go away
Daren't eat anything
Backside will sting
I'll finish off now if I may

It's just not a normal thing
Septic green coming out of your ring
I cannot keep down
What would turn it to brown
Oh what a relief that would bring...

leelee101

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Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Comments & Feedback (23)

Gross! It's early! I'm trying to eat my breakfast 😝

Eeewwwwwwwww ....you poor thing Hun ....hope you feel better soon squitty ass ...lol....😜😜😝😝😂😂😂😂

Morning posts today don't go well with breakfast or any meal for that matter . 😂😂😂

@TheGoldRibbon thanks for reposting 👍❤🌹

@sarahgamal 😂😂😂 thanks for reposting hun 👍❤🌹

@Irrational_Kimmi what did you expect from septic green hunnybunch™? 👍😂😂❤

@misslittleDHP ha cheers hun 👍❤ cheers for reposting too my sweet 👍🌹

@sammielee46 thanks for reposting hun 👍❤🌹

@leelee101 your welcome Hun :)

Thanks! My breakfast doesn't seem as appetising anymore 😝😳😘

@sjw 😂 what did you expect from septic green hun? 👍😂

I know right wonder if that was @Weirdwolf plan 😂😂

@sjw hmmm... I wonder? 😂😂😂

@leelee101 👿 Muhahahahaha!!

@Weirdwolf yes I knew it! 😂😂😂👍

😂😂like it mate 🏃💨😝🎈

@glen ha cheers mate 👍 and thanks for reposting 🍻🍻

Good one mate! You can even write about shit and get people to like it! 💩💨 (I'm not surprised @glen likes it! ⚽)

😂😂😆😂😂👍

@ckahn lol! That middle face is supposed to be😝

@TheCodsPollocks must be doing something right then...😂😂

@ckahn 😂😂👍 thanks for reposting kristina 👍❤🌹

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