And now I've a rumbly tummy
The noise coming from my pants
Is like a herd of elephants
Don't get too near
You'll choke, I fear
Or be lost in a methane trance
Oh what's a fella to do?
Think I'd best visit the loo
The smell's getting stronger
Can't stand it much longer
And the turtles head's showing too
There's only one small catch
Whilst waiting for brown eggs to hatch
There's noxious gas
Vacating my ass
For god's sake no-one light a match...
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I'm having a moment. I think this is it. I'm writing this poem. While taking a shit. It just seems to me. While I'm sat on the bog. The greatest thoughts ever. Seep through the fog.
Here i sit. On the toilet at home. This toilet is my toilet. This toilets my throne. I visit the bathroom. About 6 times a day. To stink out the toilet. To keep you away. If you dare enter.
#household. Ah, the water closet. As it's also known, the loo. The place to perform etiquette. For gents, ladies, not you. Say, for instance, there's four traps. Or urinals as they're known.
Some of my finest thoughts are conceived upon the bog. Contemplating life around me as I excrete the morning log. While carrying out the daily ablutions Some major problems find solutions.
#household. Here is the tale of Bart Cootie. Whose arse was incredibly fruity. After eating a pear. He caught folk unaware. He'd laugh and say 'That was a beauty!'. One day a tomato went down.
WARNING: NOT NICE...
I think I'm in love With a guy called Jeff For like my little self With farts he's truly blessed I met him in a club Called Club Trumpocana Our duetting farts Caused a dance floor drama That's when...
I have a hairy bum I'm hairy from my tum. It doesn't cause me trouble, Except when I'm bending over double. You see after a serious turd, I'm not sure you girls have heard.
@leelee101 hehehe brilliant and no problem, I wouldn't recommend ever having French onion soup if you feel like this after a curry 😷😄😘
Oh my God! Stay away from curry! I'm sure your family will appreciate it. Hilarious! Shades of Burrfoot😂😂😷😂😂
Ha ha!!! Very funny, made me laugh. Poor you in the loo though! Watch out for the vindaloo!!! 🌟✨🌟✨!!
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