I'm having a moment
I think this is it
I'm writing this poem
While taking a shit
It just seems to me
While I'm sat on the bog
The greatest thoughts ever
Seep through the fog
So I'll leave you a thought
So you'll think of me
I'm sitting here naked
Having a pee
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Here i sit. On the toilet at home. This toilet is my toilet. This toilets my throne. I visit the bathroom. About 6 times a day. To stink out the toilet. To keep you away. If you dare enter.
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I have a hairy bum I'm hairy from my tum. It doesn't cause me trouble, Except when I'm bending over double. You see after a serious turd, I'm not sure you girls have heard.
I have a little problem Of this i'll say to thee I've covered up my japseye Now it's hard to pee If I'm slightly careful I won't wet my pants If I feel it trickling You'll see me start to...
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Right, did somebody say a football, to worship and to pray Even if I had one with me, I wouldn't give it the time of day Lowly bowing down, to my porcelain god, I do Is the only thing I have, it...
Lol indeed, I've got an unfinished 'toilet tax' poem I started at work, should finish it today lol💩💩👍
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