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The Poop Poem

I though I'd make a little rhyme
About the (for me) most peaceful time
The time of the day where I feel relief
When I end up feeling light as a leaf

This is the time, once or twice a day
Where a little poop I can lay
And why do I write about this?
Because I'm getting tired of writing about a kiss

Because poop is needed for life to survive
All life, from a city to a bee hive
Without poop the world would end
So to you a little note I send

Informing you about the importance of poop
And how it completes life's loop
So next time you poop my friend
Think of this message I send

silas_phillipson

@silas_phillipson

15 year old Danish boy who loves music and words!

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Thought* God I hate spelling mistakes! 😉😃

It's high time this matter was addressed on here. A brave write👏💩

🚽🚽never a truer word

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