I have a hairy bum
I'm hairy from my tum.
It doesn't cause me trouble,
Except when I'm bending over double.
You see after a serious turd,
I'm not sure you girls have heard.
It's hard to clean my crack,
While avoiding a dangling sack.
Little bits of poo,
Stuck to my bum like glue.
I have to cut them off,
Being careful not to cough.
With a mirror on the ground,
I dispose of what I've found.
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Here i sit. On the toilet at home. This toilet is my toilet. This toilets my throne. I visit the bathroom. About 6 times a day. To stink out the toilet. To keep you away. If you dare enter.
I have a little problem Of this i'll say to thee I've covered up my japseye Now it's hard to pee If I'm slightly careful I won't wet my pants If I feel it trickling You'll see me start to...
I'm having a moment. I think this is it. I'm writing this poem. While taking a shit. It just seems to me. While I'm sat on the bog. The greatest thoughts ever. Seep through the fog.
#colour WARNING: Not overly pleasant...
I though I'd make a little rhyme About the (for me) most peaceful time The time of the day where I feel relief When I end up feeling light as a leaf This is the time, once or twice a day Where a...
The loo sits there all crisp and clean. Just waiting for a friendly bum to see. It's boring at times just waiting there. But 'oh yes' someone's having a wee. The flush gives the loo a quick bath.
Some of my finest thoughts are conceived upon the bog. Contemplating life around me as I excrete the morning log. While carrying out the daily ablutions Some major problems find solutions.
Right, did somebody say a football, to worship and to pray Even if I had one with me, I wouldn't give it the time of day Lowly bowing down, to my porcelain god, I do Is the only thing I have, it...
You are the absolute epitome of rudeness! Love how even though this made me squirm it also made me crack up laughing!! ππ±
@Vicki absolutely!! And why not help a man out once in a while, it's sometimes a two person job(bie)
@Burrfoot mmmm testicle tendrils....with a splash of poo....NICE....this cracked me up...pardon the pun ππ
You get a 'like' if only for the honestyπ May I suggest a back, sack & crack wax? Save you a fortune on loo roll πππππ
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