I have a little problem
Of this i'll say to thee
I've covered up my japseye
Now it's hard to pee
If I'm slightly careful
I won't wet my pants
If I feel it trickling
You'll see me start to dance
So heed this as a warning
If you need a wee
Do not block the channel
Or you'll be as thick as me
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I'm having a moment. I think this is it. I'm writing this poem. While taking a shit. It just seems to me. While I'm sat on the bog. The greatest thoughts ever. Seep through the fog.
Here i sit. On the toilet at home. This toilet is my toilet. This toilets my throne. I visit the bathroom. About 6 times a day. To stink out the toilet. To keep you away. If you dare enter.
I have a hairy bum I'm hairy from my tum. It doesn't cause me trouble, Except when I'm bending over double. You see after a serious turd, I'm not sure you girls have heard.
I though I'd make a little rhyme About the (for me) most peaceful time The time of the day where I feel relief When I end up feeling light as a leaf This is the time, once or twice a day Where a...
Right, did somebody say a football, to worship and to pray Even if I had one with me, I wouldn't give it the time of day Lowly bowing down, to my porcelain god, I do Is the only thing I have, it...
The loo sits there all crisp and clean. Just waiting for a friendly bum to see. It's boring at times just waiting there. But 'oh yes' someone's having a wee. The flush gives the loo a quick bath.
Morning has broke. So has my ass. I never thought I'd. Be so full of gas. Geez this stuff stinks. With that there's no doubt. Don't take a whiff. You might just pass out. You have been warned.
#household My curry last night was yummy In fact it was totally scrummy But I had too much Biriyani and such And now I've a rumbly tummy The noise coming from my pants Is like a herd of...
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