Mr Parker and Fanny Farter
Have you ever heard of such a pair?
When the two of them get jiggy
The noises can be heard everywhere
They once went away
For a dirty weekend by the sea
The noises were so loud
From the hotel they had to flee
The problem got so bad
That poor Fanny saw a doc
When he looked up there
My God he got a shock!
It was so very big
Like a hole within a hole
The doc panicked
Looking inside had took its toll
Mr Parker being nosey
Had to have a look himself
"My God love"
"This would fit ten shelves"
Now having noisy bits
May well make you laugh
But Fanny Farter
Is rich, in money she could bath
She's is so famous
In the Guinness World Records
For the noisiest fanny
She has won many awards
She is used in films
TV shows and the like
Who'd have thought?
You could be famous for not being tight!
Β©Kim brown 21st September 2012
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