Have you had the Trampoline Trots?
Of this predicament I know lots
Your bouncing around all happily
Then out it shoots... a squit wee
It really is a gripe of mine
As trampolines are fab at times
Boing boing boing all about
Cries of "OH NO" I do shout
I feel the fear deep inside
The squits I cannot hide
There is no warning or no time
Boing boing boing..all is fine
Then bounce...you are mid air
All of a sudden, it is there
I just want to bloody die
I cannot bloody lie
There's nothing moreso
Embarrassing I know
Than the trots
Whilst bouncing a lot
It's just not fair
Not bouncing in the air
But I just cant risk
My bum having the squits
So heed my advice
And do think twice
Before bouncing around
From air to ground
For I know lots
Who get the Trampoline Trots!!
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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