My little Tinker Tom
Nearly made me die on the spot
I'm feeling embarrassed
Blushing until my cheeks are hot
He was chatting
Telling me about something white
How it made a noise
And how it gave him a sudden fright
He was explaining
Telling me what this thing does
"I don't like it mum"
"It went like this.......BUZZZZZ"
I'm panicking
Thinking has he got the blender?
I search high and low
In the window it is saying "I surrender"
There it is
All innocent and looking lost
My little friend
My vibrating little fella...oh gosh!!
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