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Awkward

My little Tinker Tom
Nearly made me die on the spot
I'm feeling embarrassed
Blushing until my cheeks are hot

He was chatting
Telling me about something white
How it made a noise
And how it gave him a sudden fright

He was explaining
Telling me what this thing does
"I don't like it mum"
"It went like this.......BUZZZZZ"

I'm panicking
Thinking has he got the blender?
I search high and low
In the window it is saying "I surrender"

There it is
All innocent and looking lost
My little friend
My vibrating little fella...oh gosh!!

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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Comments & Feedback (24)

Haha🍆buzzzzzzzzz

Hahahahaha nicee one 🍆🍆😂😂😂

@glen @sarahgamal just a tad embarrassing but hilarious all the same....thanks you lovely peeps for the repost💗💚💗

😂😂😂 ooops!

Lol, your kid found a vibrator?! Haha! 😝😂🍆💤

Awkward indeed >.<

Did he ask what it was for?!? 😳

Oh Kim it had to be you...😂🍆bzzzzz....😂😂👍❤

Awkward indeed >.<

@Irrational_Kimmi noooooooo he's only four....it scared him though...hubby had it hidden in a drawer in its box and everything and he was getting all the stuff out and tats when he found it!!

@Stablish 😚😚😚😚😚😚

@Tizzy 😚😚😚😳😳😳😳

@leelee101 I know....so glad he didn't show it to the older children who read very well!!😚😚😳😳😂

@Stablish @Tizzy thanks my lovelies for the reposts😘😘

@leelee101 mwah for the repost😘😘😘

@misslittleDHP Your welcome, not sure why it left two comments though lol

@misslittleDHP You're welcome! Such a funny story/poem! 😊

Pmsl! In years to come you do realise he'll put 2 &2 together 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 awkward is the word!!!!

@sjw I hope not Hun .....ignorance is bliss!!😂😂😂😂

@sjw mwah for the repost my sweet 😘😘

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@RichWithey why do such things only happen to me?...lol....😂😂😂☺☺

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@RichWithey now I'm trying to be sympathetic but that really is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂

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@RichWithey 🏃👀😳😜😝

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