Joke

@Mattbreon

This is a joke that my friend told me earlier today. I warn you, it contains a few swears. Johnny and his dad were walking home from his school when they saw two women arguing in the street.

@louistomlinson

Blowjob

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give...

@awesomeannie

Just Made Me Laugh

This is why I love little kids Little girl: Mummy, why is your tummy so huge. Mum: Because your little sister is in there. Little girl: Do you love her a lot.

@desorton

Blonde Paint Job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

@gazplend

Intense 3-the Weird Out!

Omg I can't believe this is happening. She's taking off all her clothes. Down to her underwear already. Dreamed of this for so long. Such a good body. Underwears coming off.

@misslittleDHP

Awkward

My little Tinker Tom Nearly made me die on the spot I'm feeling embarrassed Blushing until my cheeks are hot He was chatting Telling me about something white How it made a noise And how it gave him...

@gazplend

Easy Mistake?

I feel I must apologise to sweet pussy Pauline I got the wrong idea and now I feel appalling.

@gazplend

Intense 4-back In Training

This was the night. So nervous. Please let it come up. Please let it rise to the occasion. Years ago it wouldn't stay down. Would be up in the blink of an eye. Never had any trouble back then.