This was the night!
So nervous!
Please let it come up!
Please let it rise to the occasion!
Years ago it wouldn't stay down!
Would be up in the blink of an eye!
Never had any trouble back then!
Maybe I should have worked it with my hands first!
That would have got it up for sure!
Too late!
She's here and she wants some!
She's hungry for it!
Sorry love it's not risen! Should have used self raising flour in your cake!
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