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Intense 3-the Weird Out!

Omg I can't believe this is happening!
She's taking off all her clothes!
Down to her underwear already!
Dreamed of this for so long!
Such a good body!
Underwears coming off!
Struggling to hide my excitement!
She must know what she's doing to me!
Completely naked now!
She wants me to look closer!
She wants me to touch!
Here goes!!!

Doesn't look like athletes foot mrs Wilson! And you only needed to remove your sock really!!

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Comments & Feedback (12)

Hahaha damn got to get a sexy one up soon lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰

@aleishagayle20 haha,was dr pushing the taste boundary?? I can do a lot worse!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

@gazplend Hahahaha love it mate ๐Ÿ‘

@smellyfingers thankyou,getting a bit weirder now! Wait till intense 50!!!! ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lmao! Laughed my socks off ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜น

@sjw thankyou, you don't have athletes foot anymore do you? ๐Ÿ˜‰xxx

Hahaha keep em coming! I want to get to 50! ๐Ÿ˜œ

Your funny(not) ๐Ÿ˜ฝx

@sjw you know it!!! ๐Ÿ˜

@naaviie keep praising and I will keep giving!! Applies to everything I do! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Excellent! You're a puppy!

@naaviie no,I am but a mere man ๐Ÿ˜‰

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