Toilets

The other day I went into one of those toilet cubicles or port-o-potties or whatever you call them
(I wouldn't recommend them, they stink). Anyway, I'm sitting on the loo and the guy in the toilet next to mine says,
"Hey, how are you?"
So I say,
"Fine, thanks....."
Then he says,
"What are you doing?"
"Um.....same as you, I guess."
By now I'm thinking,
'What a creep'
and then he says,
"Can I come over?"
"Now's not a good time!"
I'm really freaked out now but then I hear him say,
"Sorry, I'll call you back later; the idiot next door is answering all my questions!"
Embarrasing or what?