A man walks into a bar and asks for a coke because he's driving tonight, The bar tender points to a guy slumped over a table and replies I'll give it you for free if you'll take him home? No problem replies the man and picks him to to carry out to his car.
He puts the guy down to open the door and he instantly falls to the floor in a heap mumbling, so the man opens the door and shoves him in. after getting to his house, he carries the drunk to his front door and sets him down, once again he falls in a heap on the floor muttering.
A little worried about how much trouble this guys gonna get off his wife when she finds out he can't stand from a few too many he drapes his arm around him to make him look more stable and rings the bell, when his wife answers she says ohh thank you so much for bringing him home but where the hell's his wheelchair?!
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