A Harrods bag was seen one day
Discarded in the street
Upon first glance it seemed to hold
Some cheeses and some meat
A passer-by had noticed this
And soon he'd spread the word
That when he had got closer
A ticking could be heard
Police were called, they checked the bag
And yes, they thought it odd
So they cordoned off the Brompton Road
And called in the bomb squad
By now a crowd had gathered
To watch this tale unfold
A morbid curiosity
Struck everyone, young and old
The bomb squad went about their work
Ensuring safety first
Then pushing thru the London crowds
An elderly gentleman burst
And with his gnarly walking stick
He gave the bag a knock
They're my meat and cheeses and
My Harrods alarm clock!
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Comments & Feedback (17)
@iPuss ha I'm actually at work! These things just come along so I gotta get 'em down! Are you not entertained? 😊
@leelee101 Entertained...Yeah you could say that. There's alittle more to it though. Im also at work... Funny how neither of us have things better to do eh? x
@iPuss well I probably have got more important things to do, just not better things to do! I'm enjoying myself...! 😊
@iPuss just came across your comment for ally (redfae) and have sort of got where you're at. Sorry for any misunderstanding on my part x
@iPuss I'm glad you're good x Will you let me have your name? Don' t think I really wanna call u puss or wolf... 😉
@iPuss Sasha thank you. Glad to know you. My name is, well, I reckon you already know. And who's this secret crush then? I warn you, I get jealous! X 😘
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