Just Made Me Laugh

@gazplend

Joke

A woman visited her daughter and was shocked to find her lying naked on the sofa,the daughter explained that she was wearing her love dress and whenever she 'wears' it her boyfriend instantly becomes...

@Hoots

Can You Croak?

There once was two children playing in the garden. They were being watched over by their grandpa. The eldest of the two, went up to their grandpa and asked, " grandpa, grandpa, can you croak?".

@albisher

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.

@Mattbreon

This is a joke that my friend told me earlier today. I warn you, it contains a few swears. Johnny and his dad were walking home from his school when they saw two women arguing in the street.

@Blackrose

Toilet Woes !

LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.