I decided to get a bath
I thought It would be a laugh
So I got out my rubber duck
But got my big toe stuck
It was wedged In the tap
How did it get in that gap
Now I feel like a tw*t
Oh dear me, oh crap
I'm going to have to call for help
So I let out an embarrassed yelp
My mum came running in
Oh get me some bathtub gin
She stood there looking puzzled
As I explained, the water guzzled
Oh dear me oh crap
Help me get my toe out this god forsaken tap!
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