Sloppy Poppy A

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@eddie12309 challenge with a twist @PoppyA

There was a young lady named poppy
She was a lovely little thing but quite sloppy
One day she caused such a commotion
She fell to the grass overcome with emotion
Then she fell onto somebody's picnic lunch
And got covered in the egg they were trying to munch
Her hands were covered in smelly egg
Have you some wipes she started to beg
I'm very sorry for causing such mess
But I'm having a bad hair day I must confess!
The picnickers felt sorry and took pity
They couldn't be mad at a girl so pretty!.

#comedy #embarrassment #general #slice-of-life #social-mishap

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Comments & Feedback (17)

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Hahaha. This is hilarious 😄 I really am quite clumsy as well 😜 love it! 😽

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Hehehehe!!

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:13 PM

@PoppyA did I capture your persona then? Sorry for calling you sloppy but I did call you pretty as well! 😘😘

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:13 PM

@PoppyA Thanx for repost! 😍

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:14 PM

@naaviie Thanx! 😘👍

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:15 PM

@gazplend ; haha ish I guess 😄 I'm not sloppy though 😄 xx

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:16 PM

@PoppyA pretty though 😘

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:19 PM

@gazplend mate I reckon u bottled it at the end! Haha! 😄

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:29 PM

@leelee101 ; thanks Lee, that's great 😜

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:34 PM

@PoppyA you know I loves ya sweetheart! ❤😘😘😘

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:41 PM

@leelee101 ; hahaha bully! Put it in a poem!

Jun 18, 2012 at 6:44 PM

@PoppyA it'll be a little later on... ❤

Jun 18, 2012 at 7:11 PM

@PoppyA @leelee101 I didn't bottle it! I meant it! 😉

Jun 18, 2012 at 7:13 PM

@sjw Thanx for repost my darling 😍😘

Jun 18, 2012 at 7:23 PM

Clever you 😉😘

Jun 18, 2012 at 7:27 PM

@Fly10 thankyou! 😘👍🐦

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