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@eddie12309 challenge with a twist @PoppyA

There was a young lady named poppy
She was a lovely little thing but quite sloppy
One day she caused such a commotion
She fell to the grass overcome with emotion
Then she fell onto somebody's picnic lunch
And got covered in the egg they were trying to munch
Her hands were covered in smelly egg
Have you some wipes she started to beg
I'm very sorry for causing such mess
But I'm having a bad hair day I must confess!
The picnickers felt sorry and took pity
They couldn't be mad at a girl so pretty!.

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Comments & Feedback (17)

Hahaha. This is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜„ I really am quite clumsy as well ๐Ÿ˜œ love it! ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

Hehehehe!!

@PoppyA did I capture your persona then? Sorry for calling you sloppy but I did call you pretty as well! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

@PoppyA Thanx for repost! ๐Ÿ˜

@naaviie Thanx! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘

@gazplend ; haha ish I guess ๐Ÿ˜„ I'm not sloppy though ๐Ÿ˜„ xx

@PoppyA pretty though ๐Ÿ˜˜

@gazplend mate I reckon u bottled it at the end! Haha! ๐Ÿ˜„

@leelee101 ; thanks Lee, that's great ๐Ÿ˜œ

@PoppyA you know I loves ya sweetheart! โค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 ; hahaha bully! Put it in a poem!

@PoppyA it'll be a little later on... โค

@PoppyA @leelee101 I didn't bottle it! I meant it! ๐Ÿ˜‰

@sjw Thanx for repost my darling ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Clever you ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

@Fly10 thankyou! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ

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