10 January 2013
The Fantasti-Car has settled in the space left by Wayne Towers HarleyQuinn and Loki have noticed this with interest They're spoiling for a fight but this one could be a real test It could just be a brawl but Reed knows better than that He knows an evil plot is kept in Harley's jesters hat Loki's magic and his mischief's detrimental to their health Instead of bringing war on Gotham they've brought a plan of stealth Loki's trying magic but he's not getting very far His spells are bouncing off the shield around the heroes car Harley is confused and her head is in a whirl She thought she counted four. Where's the Invisible Girl? There's a tap upon her shoulder and with a shake of her blonde hair She looks around to see there's absolutely no-one there Reed taps Loki on the shoulder from three blocks away He can't see who it is and looks at Harley in dismay Finally they realise that the battle can't be won And the greatest course of action is to turn tail and run Meanwhile, overhead, The Human Torch has said 'flame on' And from his lofty perch he can see where evil's gone He calls down to The Thing and says 'They're on their way, the slime' Ben Grimm steps from the shadows, and says 'IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!' With his fists of orange granite, his strength is at its peak With a couple of KAPOWS he knocks them straight into next week
With Loki knocked clean out it seems the Gothamites can cheer They're all overjoyed The Fantastic Four came here He's on his way to Asgard, punishment awaits him there You can be sure that Thor's still sore after Loki messed his hair But with a punch like that, Harley should be on the ground They take a look and realise she's nowhere to be found The battle may be over but the war is not yet won As daylight yields once more to night it's only just begun While heroes celebrate their win she's gone underground Comic nerds should know you can't keep a good villain down...
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