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If you were served a burger made of non specific meat
Would you bother even asking what's been killed to make your treat?
If you scoffed it all with gusto, not a crumb left on your plate
Would you really be that bothered, would you mind the sources fate?
Say I ran a restaurant, and I told you I used horse
I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't eating your main course
On the other hand if I didn't say a word
Would you really care if it was Shergar, cow or bird
Using nags instead of beef and fully knowing what you've done
Is rotten and it's wrong, you deserve all you get my son
There's clearly no control to what gets into the food chain
And the chances are we've eaten geegees time and time again
It is the moral issue which sticks deep inside our throats
If it was mentioned on the menu we'd all be asking for our coats
Now someone's spilled the beans, headlines are full of this
When only weeks before it seemed that ignorance was bliss
I know full well that horsemeat's more than likely passed my lips
And if I don't know, I'm good to go. I'll have mine with chips...

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Did you know that over 60% of retired racehorses get sent to slaughter, I saw a program the other day about it, I'll never bet on a horse again 😃☕☕☕☕✈

😂🐴🐴🐮 🍔 reckon it's the tip of the iceberg! Ca

Can't understand why/horses are cheaper though?.. If its (dis)organised crime involved at some level, chances are that far worse has been used, including contaminated meat or waste etc...

But yip, I'll have fries with mine

Okay... Soo it be the same for cats and dogs?

Ikea meatballs 😱😱😱latest discovery tbh I'm not that bothered although I do have an issue with being lied to

@Burrfoot @glen ignorance is bliss my friends! 👍 Thanks for reposting you two 🍻🍻🍻🐴🍟🍴

@chy yeah but it'll be a small burger hun! 😂😘

At times like this am glad I don't eat meat. And not in uk now😁 but my issue though would be being lied to

I'm partial to the odd big mac, other than that I eat meat from butcher that still bleeds .. 😉

@sarahgamal @tetti2 that's what I said, I think it's more about bring lied to. But are you glad the truth is out now or would you prefer to live in ignorance?

@tetti2 that's right it's the lying issue that's done it. But ikea meatballs? Oooo get in! 😂 Thanks for reposing Terri 👍😘🐴🍟🍴

@leelee101 😱😱😱😱 say it ain't so!!!! I'm off to hide my pussycats 😯

@sarahgamal yes it's the lying that's done it hun. 😢 Thanks for the RP sweety 👍❤😘

@chy glad, yes. Happy, no. But again that's my point of view from another country. Not sure how would I feel if I was in UK

There's fairly strict passport restrictions on legal meat.. On illegal dodgy meat there isn't, the variety of the animal is the least of the worries 😳

Well I buy my meat from the butchers and make my own burgers and I've never been more glad that I do. On the very rare occasion that I've had a burger from mcds I can't remember tasting any meat in there at all 😬

@Splashdown thanks for the RP fella 👍🐴🍟

@chy 😂😂 that's that cat burger for you!

@Burrfoot ain't that the truth 😱😱

@BethyBoo thanks for the lovely RP sweety 👍❤😘

@sammielee46 appreciate the kindly RP my lovely 👍❤😘

Never!!!! They look more like ground up newspapers... At least my recycling is going to good use 😬

@chy 😂😂👍😘

Well I suppose it is neigh on impossible that there aren't any fast food producers that haven't been touched by this scandal... 😊

@leelee101 😏😊😚I'm off again. Enjoy your dinner all.

Here in Finland, chefs of the finest fine dine resraurants commented this topic with "Well, horse meat is healthier than pork or beef, and it tastes better." :D

I don't do processed or packaged food I know exactly what goes in my meals but maybe I've had it in a restaurant 😳 like you say it's the deception that's the problem and I wouldn't be surprised if the government have been kept in the loop! 😘👏

I'm like you @sjw. I don't buy processed meat or ready meals. I don't even do fast food. I'm a total food nazi with the kids. But good write however, if you pay peanuts you get monkeys don't you. Mmmm maybe that's the Chinese take out. 😳

@eddie12309 that's true you get what you pay for with food I'd rather have less quality food than loads of cheap stuff I'm a nazi too I don't do additives or preservatives either I like fruit and veg to be odd shaped not all uniformed and able to withstand a nuclear war 😳😂

@Splashdown oh dear... Fancy getting saddled with that awful joke... 😂😂👍

@chy cheers hunny ❤ take care 😘😘

@sjw @eddie12309 I'm afraid we do, but not much. We're too busy working to do anything but! 🐴 @sjw thanks for reposting Sie 👍😘❤

@leelee101 that should spur me on... It will take more than just one "oh dear" to bridle me! 😂😂😆😊

@Limea no one here knows what it tastes like anyway! It's just the lies they've been told that's upsetting people 👍👍😘

Maybe I should stirrup some trouble by throwing another pun into the mix... 😊😊😜😝

@leelee101 I know that people don't like the fact that the packages don't tell about the true contents.. But i'm seriously amused by all the "horse meat madness" in my own country for example. These people normally don't read the ingredient-texts, they don't care whether the food's produced by slaves in Africa or child workers or how much water is wasted etc... Well I hope atleast some people start doing so after this horse-thingie😊

@Limea oh they will, believe me! 👍

@Splashdown ok that's enough. I'm gonna have to rein you in...😂

@overskill appreciate that RP 👍 nice one, thank you

@sleepydragon appreciate that RP Diana 👍 thank you. ❤😘

@LiSaC64 thanks for reposting hun 👍❤😘

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@RichWithey mate I already do! 😂😂 Thanks for the RP amigo 👍☕

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@RichWithey Dentastix. Gotta keep the old tombstones clean amigo! 😂👍

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