10 May 2012
Parker washed the pink Rolls Royce
One fine and sunny day
Lady Penelope asked for service
In a very special way
She said I'm feeling sexy
And you will have to do
No other puppets live close by
You don't mind, do you?
Geoff Tracy has turned impotent
And the Hood is such a jerk
Parker muttered yus, m'lady
And then he set to work
But there was something stopping Parker
Getting dirty with this toff
He said I don't need Thunderbirds
And cut his strings right off
Then...
He took her ladyship quite roughly
He took her gently, lightly
They had a rest mid-afternoon
Then he took her twice nightly
He took her in the bedroom
And he took her in the hall
Anything else, m'lady?
No Parker, that will be all
Pink • Opuss № I