Ok folks, I've got new legs
I walk like I've been laying eggs
But not to worry, there's no fuss
'Cos one of them's a blunderbuss
And it'll shoot out pies and cheese
Brings super heroes to their knees
I can't wait for your red faces
You know I'm gonna cut those braces
Hero pants around your feet
You're on a loser - take a seat!
You enlisted Spidey and Thor
What the hell did you do that for
They're gonna start to lose their fights
'Cos they know I bought their movie rights
And though I am BedHairyLee
My lack of thatch don't bother me
You'll be bedazzled by the sun
Reflecting off my head - We've won!
Again, I'm smelling victory
Come now, Jack, let's take some tea...
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@leelee101 @naaviie I'm like an excited child waiting for the next issue of cheese battle! ๐๐๐๐
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