Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No of course -
It's Nic the Insane!
Come to do battle
Now, boys, don't kick out your rattles
Our new super-knickers
Are really stain-resistant kickers!
You better watch out
Daring D's given me a shout
Sidekick-Nic is gathering the troops
You - you cheesy-footed lads,
Time to jump those hoops!
Super trained chicken in your Daisycow-lair
Watch out as she trips you on the stair!
Now that'll shake that silly BedHair!
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