Dear Jack | Cheese Battle

Your sidekick is in pieces,
Writhing on the road,
He was so blown over by my butt,
Now he's just a hairy toad,

So what if you have a little phwoar?
Sexy Thor is a mighty god,
It doesn't make a difference,
You're still a little cheesy sod,

Your nan helps us sleep,
I know how to control her power,
Never slept so good in my life,
That's why you're alone in your tower,

You spiked my latte,
That's the last straw,
But I forgot to mention,
A little fact I adore,
D trained with Snape,
At Hogwarts for years,
She knows just what to cook,
That'll save me from my tears,
And now that I'm back,
That silly little rabies attack,
Is really quite out of whack,
Don't you know I'm Super Vet?
All animals love me,
You better mop that cheesy sweat,
My rabid pack are coming to get ye,
And do you know what?
You are the one that'll rot.

My pack have you cornered,
Your cheese has been taken,
We step out from the sky,
You're looking pretty shaken,
I think you know exactly why,
My dragon friends have come,
With a fireball rain,
They look on,
Evil will face the pain,
Of losing once again!