Well Delilah,
With your car,
And chicken eggs,
You shant get far,
I have a few tricks up my sleeve,
A super soaker,
Filled with cheese,
Your chickens can't protect you now,
And neither can your Laughing Cow,
Come on Delilah,
I'll be ready,
I'll send you car,
Askew from steady,
Bring your crackers,
And your pants,
I'm ready for your,
Chicken rants!
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@Delilah don't get too shocked, I'm pretty sure BedHairyLee meant as in cockerel, but, if not, @leelee101 ๐ฑ
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