Lurking in the darkness,
Breeding cows for cheese,
My newest sidekick on a chair,
Combing his hair with.... bees?
He's armed with rabid squirrels,
I'm armed with liquid Brie,
We're ready for the coming fight,
With Nic and Daring D,
We've cursed them with our dangs and drats,
We've said they are "No Gouda Rats!"
We're ready for their hero pants,
And countless, misspelled chicken rants,
Do you hear me,
Nic and D?
Do you hear my cry?
We'll drown you in a string cheese sea,
And if we can't, we'll sure as try!
So come at us with all your might,
I bet you'll never win this fight,
My sidekick is BedHairyLee,
I see you shaking, Nic and D.
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@Jamtots why thank you π do you want me to tag you in the new entries, so you can keep up with it?
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