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Bringing Out The Big Guns|CheeseBattle

The time has come,
The King shall speak,
This Climax has come,
To its peak,
BedHairyLee at my command,
Together, we will claim this land,
You made my cat,
Into a hat,
You stole my Nan,
And that is that,
The Good Guys,
Right?
You're worse than us!
With wicked spite,
And hearts of rust,
No flan for Nic or Daring D,
From Super Ma'am, she shan't treat thee,
I have the Big Guns with me, now,
Revenge for Nan and Daisy Cow,
Your Thor is dead,
And Spidey, too,
Nic's knickers smell,
Of BedHead's poo,
He wore them last night,
While she slept,
And used her comb,
To keep unkempt,
Nic used the comb,
Of werewolf hair,
And wore the pants,
That went up there,
D's chickens,
Sitting in a box,
Inside a boat,
Cushioned by rocks,
I signed for them,
To be sent off,
To work,
With David Hasselhoff,
The Den is doused,
In liquid cheese,
Your soap, replaced,
With BedHed's sneeze,
The cheese wheels loaded,
Cheddar, Brie,
In cracker canons,
Aimed at ye,
The D-Mobile,
Is now some tins,
Recycled,
Sold, then thrown in bins,
Nic's hot latte,
Daring D's tea,
Are being drunk,
By Lee and me,
We're filming you,
And mocking, too,
You will repent,
This day you'll rue.

MelchiorJ13

@MelchiorJ13

It's a pleasure to meet you. Kik: melchiorj13 #ProjectHumanity

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Not Spidey! He was the one! 😭😭😭 oh you've messed with us now Cheese-Boy! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned 😡😡

@Delilah are you going to practice necromancy?

@MelchiorJ13 no, none of that voodoo mumbojumbo...

@Delilah sorry, accidentally deleted my comment, so no necromancy? Spidey stall stay dead for ever more, in accordance with the prophecy.

Snot, poo and cheese - is that all you've got - purrrrlease!!!!

@naaviie says the vet wearing werewolf 💩

@Delilah @MelchiorJ13 @naaviie that's it! I'm playing my joker... Give me a minute

@leelee101 you can have a minute, you can even have 68 sex if you wish.

@leelee101 secs- not sex!!! 😂😂😂

@MelchiorJ13 68 sex?! What do you and @leelee101 get up to in that lair?!?!

@naaviie 👿 you're sick. Just sick. 💃🏃

Oooooh it's partners like that - is it? What would Lee's mrs say!!!

@MelchiorJ13 ooh is it Brokeback Mountain over there? 😉

@naaviie @Delilah clean your mind. Don't worry, I won't let Lee take you from your dear Daring D, how sweet ❤❤ (an emoticon crossed between 😂 and 👿)

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