The Christmas Alphabet

leelee101 • 1434 followers

A is for advent, the time of year
B is for bells and boxes of beer
C for the carols of mangers and stables
D for drinking yourself under the table
E for the excitement Christmas brings
F is for FIVE GOLD RINGS...
G for the goose that you may have at dinner
H is for help me I want to be thinner
I for the icing on a Christmas cake
J for the joy friends and families make
L for the light from the Bethlehem star
M for the Magi, three wise men from afar
N is for nuts and nice things to eat
O for oh dear I can't see my feet...
P for the presents surrounding the tree
Q, the Queen's Speech, on TV at three
R, the reality as it all sinks in
S for the stress of remortgaging
T for those you really want to know
Under the mistletoe...
V for the vapour trail Santa's sleigh leaves
W for the wonder and magic it weaves
X for x-traordinary, it all seems unreal
Y is for young, how it makes you feel
Z is for Zzzzzz... when Christmas Day's done
The alphabet's over, I hope you had fun!

Eagle eyed readers may think what the hell?
He's left out a letter between J and L
So here at the end, I'll amend the above
K is for kisses, sent to you, with love...

Merry Christmas
Everyone

#alphabet-poem #christmas-humor #general #holiday-poetry #wordplay

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Comments & Feedback (44)

Dec 15, 2012 at 9:45 AM

😘 Merry Christmas and morning ☕ nice one

Irrational_Kimmi

Dec 15, 2012 at 10:49 AM

💋 Merry Kissmas Lee!

Dec 15, 2012 at 10:54 AM

A festive delight 👏🎄👏🎄👏🎄👏🎄👏

Dec 15, 2012 at 11:19 AM

You missed letter k

Dec 15, 2012 at 11:36 AM

Wow that's great!!!!!

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:08 PM

@lukeboy10 did u read the whole poem?

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:16 PM

@patdolan83 cheers for that RP fella 🍻

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:16 PM

@daveystarr thank u! 👍🎅🎅🎅

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:17 PM

@misslittleDHP cheers Kim 🎅 and thanks for reposting too my lovely 👍❤🌹

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:17 PM

@alwilmotxx thanks for that RP 👍

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:18 PM

@Irrational_Kimmi Merri Kissmas Kimmi! 🎅🎅🎅❤💋💋💋

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:19 PM

@Irrational_Kimmi thanks for the RP sweety 👍❤🌹

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:20 PM

@sarahgamal thanks for reposting sweetheart 👍❤🌹

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:21 PM

Very good Sir....I might have attempted something similar, but I shan't bother now 😜

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:21 PM

@eddie12309 aw thanks hun 👍 and of course ☕™🎅🎅🎅 Good morning and Merry Kissmas 👍❤🌹

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:22 PM

@minxyMolly thanks for reposting MM hunny 👍❤🌹

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:22 PM

@OfMonstersAndMen thanks for that RP 👍👏

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:35 PM

Have you hidden the K in cake? It's missing from the side 😳😘 love it 💋

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:46 PM

@sjw have u read the whole thing hunny?

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:54 PM

Yes three times! 😁

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:57 PM

Under the mistletoe...Kiss?

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:58 PM

Omg! I just saw the other page duh! Lmao 😂😘

Dec 15, 2012 at 12:59 PM

@sjw I'm getting worried about you... It's at the end! It says K is for kisses! 💋💋

Dec 15, 2012 at 1:01 PM

Late night and early morning is to blame! It didn't show another page on my iPad I was convinced it was some sort of riddle 😂😂😂😘

Dec 15, 2012 at 1:01 PM

Merry Xmas 💋💋💋

Dec 15, 2012 at 2:07 PM

@sjw haha!😂 Never mind sweety, you got there in the end! 👍 I won't tell... 😂 Thanks for reposting hunny and Merry Kissmas 👍❤🌹💋

Dec 15, 2012 at 3:40 PM

@leelee101 thts kk

TheCodsPollocks

Dec 15, 2012 at 5:41 PM

Not only a really good write but I now know my alphabet ! 😊👍👏👏👏 ps Did you know you have a midget's arm growing out of your right ear ? 👂

Dec 15, 2012 at 5:53 PM

@TheCodsPollocks mate I've tried everything but I can't shift the bugger. But it is useful when you're eating your dinner, it'll hold your beer for you! 😂 Cheers jimmy 👍😂🍻

Dec 15, 2012 at 7:53 PM

Excellent mate, bet that took a while to do 😃👏👏

Dec 15, 2012 at 9:27 PM

@glen ha ha cheers mate, it did take a while. 🍻 Truth is I wrote it and got to W before I realised I'd missed out K! But the thing had gone well without it so I wrote it in at the end. I like to think it turned out ok! 😂 Thanks for reposting sir 👍👏🍻🍻

Dec 15, 2012 at 9:40 PM

I didn't even realise k was missing! 😄

Dec 15, 2012 at 9:41 PM

Love the idea

Dec 15, 2012 at 9:45 PM

@Platypus cheers hun ❤ but it's not missing is it! Maybe not in the prescribed place but it's there...👍❤😂😂

Dec 15, 2012 at 10:39 PM

@leelee101 I see your point...☺

Dec 15, 2012 at 10:55 PM

@Platypus 👍❤

Dec 15, 2012 at 11:03 PM

(I'm not good with my alphabet)

Dec 16, 2012 at 12:15 AM

I love this, very clever indeed! A merry Christmas to you Lee, hope it is really special for you indeed. 🌟✨🌟✨🎄

Dec 16, 2012 at 12:21 AM

@sleepydragon thanks Diana and a merry Christmas to you too. ❤ Thanks for reposting 👍🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄😘

Dec 17, 2012 at 9:06 AM

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Dec 17, 2012 at 12:04 PM

@RichWithey thanks hombre 👍 and some 🍻🍻 for the RP of course! 👍👏

Dec 18, 2012 at 10:31 PM

Wow@leelee101 this is great darlin, have a merry x-mas/kissmas.💋💋💋💋💋

Dec 18, 2012 at 10:32 PM

@leelee101 ps the extra arm sounds handy! Haha!

Dec 18, 2012 at 10:41 PM

@Cassidy_Branch thanks hun, a merry Xmas to you too. 👍🎅🎄❤ And for the record, I do not have an extra arm growing out of my head. It is actually detachable... 😂😂👍❤🌹

Dec 18, 2012 at 10:50 PM

Haha😝😜😝😜😝😜😝😉😜😝😜😜😂😂😂🎄🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁❤❤❤

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