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Blackmail By Bunny

A home for waifs and strays
Is all that we're good for
Bunny No. 8
Will soon be knocking on our door

His owners will be moving
So he's without a place to dwell
Lucky then, we've got the space
And a spare hutch as well

He'll live the life of Riley
My garage is quite spacious
But I'll have no stamping feet
And he'd better be quite gracious

It'll have to be a 'P' name
As befits our lop-eared story
She's thinking Parsnip, Peter
I'm thinking Purgatory

For she sometimes forgets
That I'm allergic to their bed
Lots of snot and green whatnot
Start leaking from my head

And with extra hay and straw
Comes an extra cough and splutter
Rabbit stew's on the menu
You'll sometimes hear me mutter

I've been sent the choicest photo
As a means to say hello
Sitting there, alone, forlorn
How on earth can I say no?

It seems that Mrs Lee
Has gone and got her way again
Favours need returning
She won't know where or even when

As for you, Mr 'P' name
Seems re-homing's not the issue
While you're settling in, allergies begin
Hope they've thrown in a supply of tissue...

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Ohhhhh I got it now... Aww looks cute. But biggg

@sarahgamal yup he's a biggun. He'd better be nice... 🐰🍴😂 Thanks for reposting hun 👍❤😘

Awwwwww he's so cute!! 😊🐰 T'is a shame you're allergic though 😘👏

@BethyBoo not to the bunnies tho Beth. Although sometimes I wish I was! Bloody 8 of 'em! 😂 Thanks for reposting hunny 👍❤🐰😘

@RichWithey thanks for reposting hombre. 👍 🐰

@leelee101 yay! There's always room for more bunnies! 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

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Mmmm rabbit stew 😊 lol great poem hun 😘👏🐰

@sjw mmm...rumbly tummy... 😂 Cheers hun, and a big 🐰 sorry, 💋 for the RP 😘😘

@HeatherAnne do you want it Feef? 🐰👍 Thanks for reposting hun 👍❤😘

Lee, I'm not even kidding, he looks exactly like one of my babies who passed away last year. A lop! 💜💙❤💚💗🐰 so yes. I want.

@Irrational_Kimmi no there's not! 😂 I can't move out there! Put washing in the tumble and there's a bloody bunny halfway up your leg or sitting on a shelf staring at you! 😂😂🐰 Thanks for reposting hunnybunch™🐰🐰🐰👍❤😘

@HeatherAnne don't tempt me Feef, I'll walk him to your door! 😂🐰🚶

@leelee101 OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! I'm sure he'd get on beautifully with my lot 😘

@leelee101 if I had a garden or a bigger house I'd have more, more, more bunnies until they took over my house 🐰🐰🐰😍💜

@leelee101 and w

@leelee101 and wow, hehe on the shelves watching you? Amazing

I love your new profile picture!!!!! 😄 It's so cute!!!!!!! 🐰

@Irrational_Kimmi sighs it's a madhouse babes... 🐰🐰🐰😂❤

@HeatherAnne 😂 We'd both suffer death by Mrs Lee, and that's not pretty Feef. I know, I've had it before... Come up with some decent 'P' names hun, I'll let you name him! 👍🐰🐰🐰

@leelee101 PEPPER!

@sammielee46 thanks for reposting sweetheart 👍👍😘🐰

@nikujagagirl thanks hun 👍🐰 I'll let you know just how cute he really is once he's settled in 👍❤😘

@HeatherAnne try again hun, we've had one of those. ❤❤

@leelee101 PATRICK?

Aww bless. Well done mrs lee👏👏👏👏👏

@leelee101 Thank you! I think a good p-name might be Parsley.

@HeatherAnne oo I'm not so sure hun, don't think she'll have that 🐰

@nikujagagirl nice try hun. Had one. Died. Got another one! 😂🐰🐰

@evilfingerz appreciate that RP mate 👍 thank you ☕🐰

@leelee101 I'm so sorry that it died. I'm sure there in a better place now. I'm sorry.

Pro

Perry? Percy? Poppet? Pickle? Pumpkin?

@nikujagagirl aw thanks hun. Long time ago now though. We've gone from a stroppy girl Parsley who ruled the roost to a wussy boy Parsley who's afraid of his own shadow! Go figure... 😂🐰🐰🐰👍

@Irrational_Kimmi all mentioned in dispatches Kimmi and, well, despatched. 😂 I've got some...

@leelee101 Thank you for trying to make me feel better. I wish I had a bunny as adorable as yours!

@Irrational_Kimmi Pest? Ponce? Pillock? Pain in the arse? Penis? Ok, maybe not penis... 😂😂😂👍❤🐰

@nikujagagirl hunny I got 8. Take your pick! 😂🐰🐰👍

@leelee101 😊

@leelee101 😂 aww poor bunny boy! Does the name have to start with P?

Pippin? Parker? Pistachio? Lol I'm running out. This is taking the p...😂

Pablo? Paulo? Haha he sounds sleazy...

Peanut?

Pepsi?

Ha ha. I couldn't resist that either, top bloke 👍👍

@Irrational_Kimmi 😂😂😂 yes it's got to be a 'P' hun. Thing is, with 7 others, nearly everything you've mentioned has been taken or already thought of! Paulo... 😂😂👍❤😘

@Irrational_Kimmi although Peanut could be a winner... I'll keep you posted... 👍❤

@Stablish 😂🐰 Thanks for the RP fella 👍🍻

Cor, you don't half rabbit on...🍺

@TheCodsPollocks oh dear... 😂 Someone had to do it! Cheers mate and for the RP too sir 👍🍻🍻

Looks like its got weird bumps sticking out of his head lol ☕☕☕☕😂😂😂😂🛀

@leelee101 ooh how exciting 😁🐰❤

@Irrational_Kimmi are you sure? 😂😂👍🐰

@glen haha mini ears mate. He's special 😂😂 Cheers for the RP 👍🍻🍻

@leelee101 yes! I love rabbits, you know that 😘

@Irrational_Kimmi I am seriously biting my tongue here...no, don't do it Lee, it's rude...😂😂❤😘

@leelee101 yes, I love both the fluffy and rampant varieties 😂😍

@Irrational_Kimmi Did I know that already? How did I know that already? 😂😂😂👍🐰🍆❤😘

@leelee101 you know me! 😂

@Irrational_Kimmi I think I do hunnybunch™ 👍❤😘

Don't be fooled by their adorable fluffiness...

@Platypus no chance hun 👍👍🐰

@Irrational_Kimmi you'll be pleased to know that we've settled on.... PEANUT! 👍❤👏😘😘

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